October 2013 President’s Letter
Desiccated
You can imagine my surprise when, six miles into the 36 mile ride at the Annual KBC Anniversary Ride and Party on Saturday, September 21, I reached down to grab my water bottle and only felt my fingernails scratching the bottle cage.
I had left the water bottle in the cup holder on the console in my car.
Oh well, I thought, by the time I get back, the sun will have turned the water in that bottle hot enough to make tea. And it will have infused it with the delectable tang of plastic off-gas that helps ramp up the flavor in a thoroughly delightful way. There was much to look forward to.
In the moment, however, I had to deal with the possibility of riding another 30 miles with no water. Not a problem though, as I dredged up from memory a high school incident whereby my friend Buzz, a fellow member of the Kalamazoo Central cross country team, and I ran to Gobles and back during one long fall afternoon. We never had a sip of water on that epic journey.
True, I was so dehydrated at the end of the run that I couldn't see straight - and subsequently crashed through the glass storm door at my parent's house, leaving me with a scar on my underarm that I bear even today.
Things change, however, 44 years after high school ends. My body has become less tolerant of stress brought on by physical exertion, and also by deprivations of other sorts: food and water for instance. Similarly, I guess, my mind has become less tolerant of certain things and certain people. But that's another subject. Strange how the brain wanders when dispossessed of the stuff it needs...
At the top of the long and arduous Jefferson Street hill just outside Otsego, where riders on the Anniversary Ride typically pause for a water, food, and re-organizing break before heading for home, I finally cracked. Eighteen miles with no water was wearing on me. I had to ask for help.
Thankfully, others had planned and executed their excursion better than I did. Rick Whaley and Terry O'Connor each had brought two water bottles on the ride, and I tapped into their spares. These two exemplary examples of humankind have made a friend for life. They bailed me out when I was in need and that's something I won't forget. So it turned out to be a great ride after all, enjoyed not only by a rehydrated President, but by many other KBC members too.
Lavish kudos for the event go to Social Director Chad Goodwill. Chad, who had indentured two of his lovely daughters to help administer the potluck and party, laid out a worthy spread of pizza from the new Mangia restaurant in Oshtemo, soft drinks, and a bunch of other stuff I cannot remember. Thank you, Chad and assistants! Well done.
DVA's and You
It is worth pointing out that many deer/vehicle accidents (DVAs) occur throughout the year, but especially so in the fall, when mating season occurs. Blinded by lust (sound familiar?) deer run into traffic and are struck by cars and trucks. You can see - and often smell - the aftermath of such incidents along our local roadways.
I have also had the experience of a deer crashing out of the underbrush and dashing across the road right in front of my bike. It gives a rider pause to consider what damage could be done by being gored by a pronged 200 pound mammal in the throes of the rut.
So, obviously, it pays to be alert and aware that these kinds of things can happen. And for those who drive to and from KBC rides, remember that deer are most active during the morning and evening hours. A biologist friend, living in the Upper Peninsula who has studied DVAs, told me that simply slowing down while driving in areas known for deer can prevent many accidents. So do it.
And if you think these kinds of incidents occur only in the country, I want you to know that late in the afternoon this week I saw a beautiful six-point buck standing on the east sidewalk along Oakland Drive in front of the old State Hospital grounds...
The Silly Season
In October, KBC turns political. That's when individuals aiming to run for the Club's elected Executive Board positions; President, Vice President, Secretary, and Treasurer, declare their intentions at the October monthly meeting.
If you have such inclinations, be sure to come to the meeting at 7:00 P.M. on Tuesday, October 8, at the YMCA on Maple Street in Kalamazoo.
Ride on,
Zolton Cohen, KBC President