April 2014 President’s Letter
Spring Rides
So, I guess this is the time of year when the President of a bike club located in southwestern Michigan ought to issue an enthusiastic and optimistic prediction about the upcoming ride season. That report would be rife with anticipation about all the deliciously warm weather that is to come and all the lovely group rides that will take place on spectacularly sun-kissed days.
But I'm just going to skip all that this year. Today is March 23. It is 22 degrees outside. Weather forecasters predict two to four inches of snow two days later in the week.
Today the sun is shining. If it weren't so bloody cold, it would be a great riding day. Mother Nature is finally, grudging, relinquishing her grip on the icy edges of our roadways that she (and municipal snowplows) have piled up there this winter. And, by next weekend, there are rumors that a warm-up is on its way - 50 degrees! That's all great. But it is in the future; too far away to contemplate on this frigid spring day.
Know that the KBC ride season will eventually get underway. People will start showing up on Monday evenings at the Texas Drive Park near Texas Corners and on Wednesday evenings at the Kal Haven Trailhead parking lot on 10th Street. Numbers will likely be sparse for a few weeks. And, because most of us who haven't had the time or wherewithal to take our bikes on vacation to southern climes, the pace will probably be moderate in the early going, and ride distances might be shortened due to the still early fall of dusk. It all will unfold eventually. But it will be later than usual, due to this interminable winter.
Doing Good through Cycling
The Kalamazoo YMCA on Maple Street, where KBC holds its monthly meetings, conducts a youth program fund-raising event each year called Bike 'n Burn. Bike 'n Burn consists of volunteers who solicit monetary pledges and then, on a Saturday in March, get together in one of the Y's basement rooms and spin-cycle the morning away.
I visited Bike 'n Burn this year, primarily to see how my friend and KBC member Jeff Newman was doing during his four-hour marathon spinning session. Wisely, Jeff had brought his own seat to affix to the Y-supplied spin bike, and he appeared none the worse for wear about two hours into the event. There was a healthy sheen of sweat gilding his brow but he looked fresh and cheerful. Jeff's son, Graham, a Loy Norrix high school swim team member, was volunteering as well, ferrying drinks and snacks not only to Jeff but to the others in the room.
Jeff has been the largest fund-raiser at Bike 'n Burn for the last three years. His pledges have accounted for as much as half of the amount raised by Bike 'n Burn for the scholarship program that helps individuals without sufficient means to become Y members. This year his efforts brought in almost $2,800. Not bad for half a day's spinning work.
I saw a handful of other KBC members at Bike 'n Burn as well, and wanted to express my admiration to them and to Jeff for using their cycling abilities to generously enrich this noble cause.
Jeff Newman, on bike, consults with son Graham during the YMCA's Bike 'n Burn fundraising event on March 15, 2014.
Bike 'n Burn participants, including several from KBC, pedal on spinning bikes during the fundraiser
Iron Man
Have you ever been shot? I've heard it described as being akin to having someone wind up and hit you as hard as he can with a ball peen hammer. Skin rips and then vaporizes, and the shock and trauma causes blood vessels in the vicinity of the bullet's entry site to rupture - inner-body hydraulic fracturing.
The same thing occurs when a projectile other than a bullet enters the body at a high rate of speed; for instance a shard of steel from the top of a steel wood-splitting wedge that breaks off after being struck with a sledgehammer.
You may well be asking yourself why I'm describing this grisly scenario. Well, it just happens to be my latest excuse for not being in any kind of condition when the early bike season begins. I now have a 6mm long piece of steel permanently embedded in my lower right leg, and it's not coming out. On the upside, with such a wound to exhibit I now have at least a modicum of street cred.
An orthopedic surgeon informed me last week that operating to remove pieces of random metal that are not causing infection (it isn't, due to my ingesting huge doses of antibiotic drugs) can cause more harm than good. So, it is usually best to leave the foreign object alone and let the body eventually wall it off.
Sounds good to me. I'm in no hurry to leap into an operating theater and then undergo lengthy post-surgical recovery. But along with all the other misery this high-velocity projectile caused, it damaged some nerves as it tore through my leg. For the past two weeks I have felt as though I have a wooden leg - and also like someone has been playing a lit propane torch over the top of my foot. Weird.
Recovery will take time, I am told, but it should be relatively complete. In the meantime, you are free to offer helpful advice, like this from my friend (and newly-minted Ph.D), Dr. Kathleen Kroll: "You really need better supervision, Zolton." That is probably true. And now that she is an official Doctor, I should probably take her advice.
Finally, as I work my way through this circumstance I'd like to send best wishes to a fellow injured cyclist. This winter, KBC cyclocross guru Monica Tory, EFC (Everybody's Favorite Canadian), broke her leg and sustained severe knee injuries after suffering a fall while cross country skiing. We both promise to be back on the bike as soon as we are able. But don't wait for us. Get out there and ride.
Zolton Cohen, KBC President